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Today On TDW: Geek —

• Above: Captain Planet (Don Cheadle) teaches the Planeteers (Gillian Jacobs, Brenda Song, Efren Ramirez, William Moseley, and James Davis) that absolute planet power corrupts absolutely.

• Government files antitrust complaint against AT&T/T-Mobile merger.

• Another year, another iPhone prototype gets left in a bar.

• Facebook may or may not be launching a music service.

• What Could Go Wrong: Chinese scientists want to push an asteroid into Earth’s orbit.

• Better living through better airplane boarding.

• The new Man of Steel set pics are bulgetastic.

• In 1964, George R.R. Martin wrote a letter to Stan Lee.

• The DC relaunch is upon us, and it’s going to be okay.

• 18 years later, Doom is no longer harmful to the young people of Germany.

• M I N E C R A F T C E P T I O N.

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