January 2009
20 posts
statistics show
theopie:
“Low-risk drinkers, who had four drinks daily for up to five days in a week, performed the best.”
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From Want Better Sex? Drink Alcohol.
the truth is
alcohol makes it easier.
If that will make you happy, I will stop drinking. And then I would tell myself...
– Steve Buscemi (28 Days) (via bornbackwards)
i'm all talk
i live the celibate life
some texts just aren't meant to be sent
- i’m not a slut, i just like to fuck.
hahaha, yeah.
time to be more careful
I’m not in love, I just want to be touched.
– Kate Nash
I realized that summer that a one night stand is called just that because it...
– Chelsea Handler - my horizontal life
fucked up
no hesitating: dick in my vag makes me smile
jackiesinksships: hahaha
jackiesinksships: i want a happy vag
no hesitating: dude lets get you drunk and penetrated
jackiesinksships: hell yes
fat head
my parents told me my head looks fat
No good
I am not very good with keeping posted.
i guess
i joined the club. i actually joined quite a few clubs today.